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Miley Cyrus Got Milk, Sexual Innuendo

You know what goes great right after a scandal involving teenage sexuality and exhibitionism? An ad campaign where that same underage girl looks like she just took a facial. A close second? That same girl bent over the hood of a Ford Mustang while two guys with mustaches snort blow off her [...]

Mariah Carey Has Baby Fever

Three weeks ago, Mariah Carey claimed that she didn’t want children of her own “because of childhood traumatic stuff” (I’m guessing something with colorful winged insects getting stuck in her ranch dressing hose). But since walking down the aisle with Nick “Nobody” Cannon, Mariah has suddenly changed her tune. According to Rush and [...]

Britney Hits Another Car

Britney Spears drove her Mercedes-Benz into the back of an SUV in Beverly Hills yesterday, for a brand new record of two rear-end collisions in less than a month. The NY Daily News reports Spears was idling at a red light on Sunset Blvd. when she saw cars moving in a left-turn lane and [...]

Quickies: Tonight At Eleven

Josh Duhamel is cheating on Fergie! (CelebSlam) Heidi. Klum’s. Boobs. Are. Gone!! (UseMyComputer) Local news anchor drops the f-bomb live on the nightly news! (Jossip) How many moose knuckles and camel toes can you work into one picture? Hint: count the ones in the back twice! (Websters) It?s almost [...]

Tony Romo Dumps Jessica Simpson

According to Chicago gossip blog These Boots Are Made for Stalking, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has finally kicked Jessica Simpson to the curb. Star Magazine reports “They’re broken up,” Tony’s pal told the blog. “He told us they broke up and that was that. We’re guys so we didn’t talk about it much.” [...]